Descended Like A Butterfly, Stung By A Bee – Bike Snob NYC


It’s the tip of the summer season, and which means it’s time to seize a motorbike or two and get outta city:

I don’t suppose I’ll be getting combined up in any group rides, although there could possibly be the occasional bear:

After all, whereas giant mammals get all the eye it’s actually the bugs you’ve acquired to be careful for, and for the second 12 months in a row I’ve already incurred what’s now changing into my annual hornet sting to the intestine. I appear to collide with them whereas descending, at which level they deploy their payload proper into the flabbiest a part of my stomach. However I suppose it’s my fault for not adopting a extra aerodynamic place in addition to correct headgear, as a result of if I did possibly these ornery Apoidea would go proper over me like a lot vapor:

Both that or I’ll simply begin carrying physique armor t-shirts:

Sure, it’s dearer than a PNS jersey, however it’ll cease a stinger, and it might additionally turn out to be useful throughout searching season:

Then once more the PNS jersey is little doubt much more versatile, thus facilitating on-the-bike reacharounds:

Sorry.

In any case, whereas I’m serving as a human pin cushion for the subsequent two weeks I’ll nonetheless be passing by means of right here, albeit in a half-assed trend–although possibly quarter-assed is extra correct on condition that half-assery is me at most enter. However, regardless that I’m not vanishing fully, I’ll take this juncture to thanks very, very a lot to your readership in addition to your continued help.

XOXO,

Tan Tenovo



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