Placing Your Foot In It – Bike Snob NYC


I used to be shocked to be taught just lately that the New York Metropolis Division of Parks and Recreation is “anti-cycling:”

The rationale, apparently, is that they just lately closed a piece of park path to bicycles in Queens:

I occur to know this part of motorbike path very properly and have ridden it usually. The pathway that was simply closed is an beautiful instance not of Park’s alleged “anti-cycling” stance, however of the Division of Transportation’s bizarre Tornado-like contortions with regards to putting in bike lanes. Mainly, about 10 years in the past they put in a protected bike lane alongside Vernon Boulevard, which runs alongside the East River waterfront and formally made Lengthy Island Metropolis and Astoria part of the Nice Hipster Silk Route. Nevertheless, they didn’t need to take some parking spots away, so at one level the bike lane simply stops and sends you thru a park as an alternative:

[I paid $10,000 for this graphic, is that too much?]

It’s about as handy as telling a pedestrian that the sidewalk’s closed to them they usually’ll need to stroll by means of a Cease & Store to get to the opposite finish of the road.

This stretch additionally occurs to run alongside public housing, and whereas I don’t know the particulars of why the DOT determined to protect this specific batch of parking areas it’s not laborious to think about that they did so to accommodate the residents of stated public housing–the identical individuals who advocates are all the time reminding us don’t personal automobiles. The Möbius strip of New York Metropolis politics can actually make your mind harm.

Anyway, it’s a ridiculous detour that not solely takes you out of your method but in addition requires you to tip-toe (or do the biking equal of tip-toeing) by means of a park through which youngsters are working round and utilizing little kiddie scooters and are typically liable to leap out in entrance of you at any time–you realize, as a result of it’s a park. So when you try the detour you by no means use it once more and easily keep on the street. Nevertheless, I’ve no downside believing that that is taking place since we now reside in a motor scooter and e-bike hellscape:

So if there’s any company in charge, it appears to me it’s the DOT, who mainly ran a bicycle freeway by means of a small park, with predictable outcome.. And sooner or later we should always in all probability additionally begin to blame whoever really does use that detour, as a result of holy shit individuals don’t cease for pedestrians. We’ve already failed-to-yield our method out of a good portion of the West Facet bike path. Streetsblog after all spins the notorious Riverside Park detour as a flirtation with demise:

However as annoying as it’s I utterly perceive why they needed to do it, and it’s particularly dangerous now that almost all of the wheeled site visitors is motorized. Typically after I yield to pedestrians now one in all two issues occur: both they thank me profusely, or if it’s a gaggle one in all them says to the opposite(s) loudly sufficient for me to listen to, “These bikers by no means cease.” I don’t know why they appear to direct this at me, the rider who stopped, however I assume the considering is it’s like roach bait and I’ll take the insult again to the nest and infect the others.

Using within the metropolis isn’t all dangerous although–particularly on a phenomenal day:

I’ll admit although that I’m getting very annoyed with bikes. Mainly I’ve given up on making an attempt to know them. What makes a motorcycle really feel good? Is it the materials? The tires? The drivetrain? Simply once you assume you’ve received all of it discovered and that it’s some rarefied mixture of tubular tire and Italian metal, that’s once you get on some 35 year-old glued-together Trek and also you’re like, “Goddamn it, this bike feels nice too, perhaps all of them do.” I simply don’t know anymore. Certain, there are variations in really feel and dealing with and stuff, and also you discover them for concerning the first 5 minutes, however after awhile no matter bike you occur to be using that day has a method of turning into your favourite.

As for the pedals, I don’t actually imagine in toe clips and straps however I take pleasure in them typically as an affectation:

They’re additionally a great excuse to put on my classic footwear:

I’m tempted to present the bike a gratuitous fancy derailleur from the check models Paul despatched me, however I’m hesitant to undermine its mediocrity:

Or to direct my consideration away from the surroundings the place it belongs:

When there’s not a motor scooter coming at you it’s a reasonably nice place to journey.



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