***It’s the week between Christmas and New 12 months’s Day. I’m not formally running a blog and this isn’t a put up. That is simply us hanging round and speaking.***
There’s a “Seinfeld” episode during which Kramer sells his life story to Jay Peterman, however he runs out of anecdotes, and so his tales turn into more and more mundane:
As a semi-professional bike blogger I’ve clearly reached the identical pathetic state, as a result of not solely am I additionally itemizing issues in my condo by analyzing all my bike holdings, however I’m quoting “Seinfeld” within the course of, which signifies that on the literary hierarchy my prose now ranks someplace between “Reddit thread” and “What’s App group chat.” Nevertheless, you’ll observe within the above disclaimer that this isn’t technically a put up, so I received’t have formally hit all-time low till I resume posting after New 12 months’s:
Additionally, as tedious as all this can be for you, it’s extremely useful for me, since that is the primary time I’ve performed a significant stock of all my bikes as a substitute of ratholing them all through my dwelling like an inmate hoarding smokes. And simply yesterday I cleared out a bunch of elements and equipment, largely comprised of outdated tires and issues I’ve promised myself I’ll repair however by no means will. This represents progress, and I credit score the previous few days of non-blogging for introducing some much-needed fiber in my backed-up bicycle digestive system.
Anyway, a few of you might have talked about different bikes I haven’t addressed. A kind of contains my spouse’s Clem Smith, Jr., which I haven’t talked about as a result of, effectively, it’s not mine:
It’s her bike, she loves it, it’s incredible, and it’s not going wherever.
Others of you might have talked about the Brompton, proven right here wanting like a freshly-smacked canine:
Nicely, for the Bromptonauts on the market I’m sorry to report I’m now not certainly one of you. The Brompton was a revelation when it comes to sheer practicality and I used it fairly a bit. Nevertheless, circumstances modified, and I used to be now not utilizing it sufficient to justify retaining it, and so awhile again I discovered it a brand new dwelling. This by no means diminishes my respect for Bromptons or the individuals who trip them, even when they do look a bit of bit like circus bears. Additionally, don’t inform Brompton, as a result of they might be upset, and even offended, although it’s much more probably they now not bear in mind who I’m.
Additionally now not amongst our holdings are these his-and-hers WorkCycles:
Just like the Brompton, each had been marvelously sensible, and each noticed tons and many use. However as soon as the youngsters had been sufficiently big to trip round on their very own bikes we handed them alongside to individuals with youthful youngsters of their very own. As for driving round in consolation and carrying stuff and taking little household jaunts across the neighborhood or no matter, the Platypus and the Clem now fulfill these duties whist additionally being higher suited to driving longer distances and far simpler to herald and out of the constructing or load onto the automobile for household outings and that form of factor.
It’s been years since I handed the Surly Large Dummy alongside although I figured I would as effectively point out it. This bike noticed me via my elder son’s earliest years and was my first cargo bike. Sadly the problem of a motorbike like this in a metropolis is that it’s acquired an uncovered drivetrain so you’ll be able to’t actually go away it exterior day in and day trip, nevertheless it’s additionally a long-ass bike and subsequently tough to retailer inside. So the WorkCycles that succeeded it was simpler to reside with in that regard. However you probably have the room for a longtail like this it’s a terrific bike as a result of it’s not solely extraordinarily helpful but additionally a lot of enjoyable to trip. Chatter on the Internets appears to point that Surly are discontinuing the Large Dummy, which is a disgrace. I assume it’s a casualty of the transfer to e-bikes.
Talking of Surly, somebody talked about my coupled journey bike. I acquired that immediately from Surly once I was touring loads for e book excursions, however as soon as these wound down I didn’t use it practically as a lot. Additionally, it was a tad small, since that’s the one measurement Surly had left on the time. I final used it as a singlespeed on the Rainey Park Cyclocross race in Queens:
After that I used to be returning a motorbike case to Paul at Basic Cycle, and quite than despatched it again empty I put the Surly in it. I by no means acquired a thanks observe, which is stunning, as a result of if there’s one factor bike outlets like it’s extra bike muddle.
However whereas I now not have the coupled Surly, I do nonetheless have the Ironic Orange Julius Bike–or at the least the body. It has lived many alternative lives, from the commuter you see above, to the singlespeed cyclocross bike you see under:
And that you simply want you could possibly unsee:
Now it’s only a body and fork:
Plus a rusty Excalibur of a backside bracket awaiting a courageous knight to extricate it:
Certainly it’s the ironic tracklocross bike of somebody’s goals.
Additionally diminished to border and fork was my On-One Inbred, although I did just lately transfer that alongside to a brand new proprietor:
For years I rode it as a singlespeed, and I in all probability ought to have used that as the idea for a budget 29er singlespeed I discussed yesterday, however on the time I used to be constructing it again up for my elder son and it felt actually bizarre to place him on a motorbike known as “Inbred.”
So there you go, I can do away with issues once I put my thoughts to it.
