Tour de France Parcours: One Attention-grabbing Factor About Each Stage

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Stage 1: Bilbao – Bilbao, 182km

You most likely know that that is the second Grand Départ from the Basque Nation, and that Basque riders have made their mark on the Tour de France in the course of the entirety of all our lifetimes. As a result of I doubt if any of you had been born earlier than July, 1936, when Federico Ezquerra received a stage of the Tour from Good to Cannes. In all probability the primary stage into the guts of Basque Nation was the 1949 stage to San Sebastián, which might be visited for the third time. And in 1992, we received a Basque winner in San Sebastián when Miguel Indurain received the prologue there.

Stage 2: Vitoria-Gasteiz – San Sebastián, 209km

The Tour nearly by no means begins with two consecutive difficult programs, what we now name “hilly” phases. I searched again to 1992, which was the one different begin in Euskal Herredia, and which (following a prologue) launched two successive phases from San Sebastián, each of which had been known as “hilly,” although in actual fact the primary of them led to one thing of a mass dash, and solely by stage 2 did issues get extra convoluted.

By far the extra analogous begin was simply two years in the past, in Brest, when each of the primary two phases within the coastal hills of cycling-mad Bretagne featured late climbs and uphill finishes. The upshot of this two-part opening drama was that on day 2, Mathieu van der Poel stole away from the peloton and into yellow for some time (because the race transitioned to regular week 1 pleasure ranges). So for you classics/puncheur varieties eyeing Grand Départ glory: he who laughs final, laughs loudest.

Stage 3: Amorebieta-Etxano – Bayonne, 193km

That is the final time the Tour de France will get a glimpse of salt water (until the Dordogne will get brackish down that method?). That’s not completely unusual — the 2019 Tour by no means received even a single take a look at the Atlantic, or Mediterranean. However this Tour is decidedly inland, barely even coming in touch with provinces which have shoreline. It’s additionally very a lot the third in a (now moderately conventional) Grand Départ triptych of phases, with the course traversing from Hegoalde (the southern a/ok/a Spanish portion of historic Basque territory) to the northern portion, Iparralde, in France. In Bayonne just some 14% communicate the Basque language, however throughout Iparralde the quantity of people that perceive and communicate no less than some is over 30%, notably the nearer you get to the Spanish border.

Stage 4: Dax – Nogaro, 182km

The every day intermediate dash takes place someplace within the neighborhood — or possibly within the again car parking zone — of La Chapelle-Notre-Dame-des-Cyclistes, which is strictly what it feels like: a church devoted to biking. I’m not notably spiritual, however as a Biking Evangelist I welcome all: fathers, sons, holy ghosts, you identify it.

This specific biking chapel dates again to its former use as a knights templar fortress within the twelfth century, earlier than the Black Prince knocked down the property, leaving simply the chapel, in 1355. Roughly 603 years later, the most recent occupant, Father Joseph Massie, determined to make a shrine to biking within the spirit of the Madonna del Ghisallo, and by 1959 it turned official (I assume again then you could possibly simply name the Pope and be positioned on not more than a brief maintain?). Sounds prefer it’s not fully decked out in biking icons, although a former professional rider designed its stained glass depiction of the Virgin Mary.

Stage 5: Pau – Laruns, 163km

This primary Pyrenean stage of 2023 is the earliest that the Tour de France has featured a serious mountain stage from both the Pyrenées or the Alps, since 1979. Solely as soon as, in 1981, was there a serious mountain stage as early as Stage 5, besides that was solely known as stage 5, although it got here after a prologue, a cut up day with a street stage and one other TT, then two extra street phases and one other TT. [Then stage 5, into the Pyrenées, then another TT. The fact that Bernard Hinault won by 14 minutes doesn’t feel totally coincidental.]

After all, you solely get tremendous early mountain phases when you begin someplace fairly far south, and even then, the Tour has principally simply gone round them, like the beginning from Good in 2020 that skirted the Alps and made it to the Pyrenées for stage 8. Oh, and a bonus Attention-grabbing Factor — the Grand Départ has by no means even as soon as taken place in Italy… a distinction that might be executed away with one yr from now because the Tour takes off from Tuscany.

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Stage 6: Tarbes – Cauterets-Cambasque, 145km

Other than being the primary mountain-top end (MTF as the children say), and due to this fact the primary place the place we will count on hope pray for rule out most hostilities among the many GC varieties, the race goes over the Col du Tourmalet for the eighty fifth time within the race’s historical past… and for the ninth time in Tour historical past the rider first over the Tourmalet will win the Memento Jacques-Goddet, together with a cool €5000. 4 former winners — Pierre Latour, Rafal Majka, Julian Alaphilippe, and double winner Thibaut Pinot — might be again for an additional attempt.

Stage 7: Mont-de-Marsan – Bordeaux, 170km

Each single stage of this Tour has a rated climb. Even the time trial. Even the stage to Paris. Even this stage, which ascends the fearsome cat-4 Côte de Béguey, a 1.2km ascent of 4.4% common gradient. It is perhaps doable for the professionals to do that complete stage within the massive ring.

Stage 8: Libourne – Limoges, 201km

If you happen to can consider one thing fascinating to say about this stage, I’m all ears. It ought to really be a really fairly stage, winding via some forested areas, and there’s a near-certainty that the breakaway battle will determine the stage. Particularly because it feels like I’m being destructive about it. I’m not. It’s simply not very bloggable.

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Stage 9: St-Léonard-de-Noblat – Puy-de-Dôme, 182km

My guess is that the actual motion begins right here. It’s hardly the queen stage, and at 1,415 meters the summit end will not be missing in oxygen, in comparison with what’s coming. However the last 4+ km are fully over gradients in extra of 11%. It’s additionally getting on within the race, and with 182km of up and down all day, it is a actual likelihood to catch a rival with one thing much less within the tank. In case you are searching for a sneaky-great stage, that is most likely it? Unsure how sneaky it truly is although.

Stage 10: Vulcania – Issoire, 167km

Uh… there are theme park begins after which there’s Vulcania.

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That is the European Park of Vulcanism, which appears like the best theme park ever, even earlier than you think about that there’s precise vulcanism to witness: lava domes, strombolian cones, lava flows, volcanic chimneys, political kickbacks, mining exercise, magma… EVERYTHING!

Stage 11: Clermon-Ferrand – Moulins, 180km

Transferring issues alongside… Clermont-Ferrand is the remainder day host city in addition to the stage 11 begin, as a result of they spent some huge cash are certainly one of France’s nice biking cities. Raphaël Géminiani calls it dwelling nonetheless, 98 years younger, and might declare a number of Tour phases plus a KOM jersey to his identify. I implore you to learn his Wikipedia web page — just about each chapter of his story is type of nuts.

Stage 12: Roanne – Belleville-en-Beaujolais, 169km

Keep in mind how I stated earlier that each stage has a rated climb? Not solely that, however this Tour has a grand complete of 30 climbs rated Cat-2 or larger. Current editions have had as many as 29 (2021) however it is a moderately big quantity regardless of the way you slice it. There are 11 completely different phases, as numerous because the Côte de Pike on Stage 1 and the Joux-Aircraft, which comprise ramps in extra of 9% (denoted as black in Tour mapping keys).

Stage 13: Châtillon-Sur-Chalaronne – Grand Colombier, 138km

This can be a good time to keep in mind that intermediate sprints are value 20 factors to the winner, descending as 20-17-15-13-11-10… Previous to this stage, all the intermediate sprints regarded simply reachable for the bunch gallopers, however now issues are about to get… Woutified. This unrated climb won’t find yourself being all that a lot, however the subsequent three days’ phases will every current severe challenges to the sprinters to even nab an intermediate level. Like, even one. Van Aert, after all, might be up the street someplace, minding his chief and pouncing on no matter factors aren’t absorbed by the break. Drip drip drip…

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Stage 14: Annemasse – Morzine-Les Portes Du Soleil, 152km

This needs to be all in regards to the Joux-Aircraft, one of many actual legends of the Tour, partly as a result of they don’t go there fairly often: 12 occasions since 1978 and solely 3 since 2000. Why? I might guess it’s the mixture of no house for a MTF, which requires a treacherous descent right down to Morzine, one thing that may hopefully get loads of consideration in order that we will have a protected stage. Anyway, for American followers, that is the place Lance cracked, and Landis soared — two memorable performances (for reverse causes, each to Landis’ delight) which have been scrubbed from the report books due to doping.

Stage 15: Les Will get Les Portes Du Soleil – Saint Gervais Mont Blanc, 179km

Extra Doorways to the Solar. Apparently Les Portes du Soleil is a grouping of like 17 ski resorts between Mont Blanc and Geneva, every of which isn’t amongst France’s most well-known or majestic locations, however collectively they add up, and profit from some micro-conditions that dump a variety of snow in there. And alongside these strains… don’t overlook the little climb hidden among the many giants. As a part of the finale, the course spends 2.7km ascending the Côte des Amerands — a beastly little 10.9% common that kicks as much as 17% earlier than a brief break and the ultimate climb.

No much less an authority than Thomas Hobbes as soon as known as this climb “nasty, brutish and brief.” And he isn’t incorrect! It will get further fascinating as a prelude to the finale, which comes on an extended day that includes 5 rated climbs and 179km of driving. Don’t be in any respect stunned if the actual motion is on the Côte as a setup to some actual harm to Saint-Gervais.

Stage 16: Passy – Combloux, 22.4km

The entire KM in opposition to the watch is absurdly small, for causes I don’t completely get. Simply doubling down in opposition to a Froome Comeback for the Ages? The truth that 2.5km of the 22.4 are on a rated climb additional drives the purpose dwelling. And with the next stage, this might be a moderately uneventful affair.

Stage 17: Saint Gervais Mont Blanc – Courchevel, 166km

The Queen Stage of this yr’s Tour, hitting its highest level, the Memento Henri Desgrange, at 2300 meters on the Col de la Loze, which I consider is making its fourth look on the Tour, or no less than Courchevel is. All this climbing… some numbers for you. The entire meters climbed is estimated to be 55,400 for the three week race. Final yr’s complete was roughly 49,000 (these aren’t tremendous calculations), and possibly 52,000 in 2021, although the 2020 Tour supposedly hit 59,000 complete meters ascended. Though they received further relaxation earlier than driving it so…?

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Stage 18: Moûtiers – Bourg-en-Bresse, 185km

Simply this as soon as I’ll speak about meals, as a result of the Biking Podcast tipped me off to … the poulet de Bresse. As a rooster man, I’m all for some good hen-talk, though the half that ends in dying isn’t superior. Anyway, that is the native breed, and for 300 years the Bresse locals have been extolling the virtues of their rooster. Plenty of individuals within the cooking world appear to agree and it’s thought of one of many world’s finest consuming birds, although actually anybody can (and principally does) develop chickens. They’re raised in a definite method — indoors, outside, consuming grass, then simply corn, and so forth. So it’s a factor. After all then somebody has to prepare dinner it correctly, which might be additionally a factor, or was till the vacationers moved in on little Bourg-en-Bresse.

Stage 19: Moirans-en-Montagne – Poligny, 173km

I assume this stage might be tremendous fascinating as the place the pre-Paris jockeying among the many remaining sprinters begins. Anybody nonetheless round might be eyeing that last gallop and Parisian glory, clearly, and with the gang thinned out some (you’d count on), the bunch sprints will look completely different than they did nearly three weeks earlier. The Hen Stage needs to be a dash too, but when somebody didn’t win that, you may guess they’ll come again right here to see if they’ll get momentum earlier than Sunday’s finale.

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Stage 20: Belfort – Le Markstein Fellering, 133km

There are 5 main mountain groupings in mainland France (leaving out Corsica), and with this the Tour de France may have touched all of them. The Pyrenées got here first, clearly. The Massif Central hosted the Puy-de-Dôme stage and the next one. The Alps… you recognize about. Stage 19 may have considerably quietly traversed the Jura. And against this, the Vosges are about to announce their presence with authority!

Stage 21: Saint-Quentin-en-Yvelines – Paris, 115km

That is the northernmost level of the Tour de France. Actually, the end line itself will be the precise northernmost level within the race, provided that someplace in there’s the northernmost level within the stage. It’s not precisely remarkable, though most Excursions get no less than slightly bit north of Paris, or on a vaguely related latitude no less than, out in Normandy or what have you ever. The 2020 race was equally southern-situated, not coming wherever close to the Parisian latitude till the penultimate stage to the Planche. Past that, you’d have to return to 2009, and even additional if you wish to get choosy about such issues.

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